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Bienvenidos a mi nuevo periódico "La Gazeta"

El mexicano no se emborracha: ¡¡se pone bien pedo!!.
El mexicano no saluda: te dice que onda guey.
El mexicano no tiene amigos: tiene brothers.
El mexicano no se cae: se da un chingadazo.
El mexicano no se burla: se caga de risa.



Chistes malos :v:

¿Cuál es el colmo de un enano?
Que lo pare un tránsito y le diga "¡Alto!"

:v

¿Por qué a los mexicanos no los invitan a jugar billar?
Porque se comen los tacos.

:v

Entra un mexicano con un arma y dice a un señor que estaba ahí:
-¿tú cómo te llamas?
a que él responde:
-yo me llamo luis.
¡pum!
-te llamabas.
responde después al otro de alado
-¿Tu cómo te llamas?
y este le responde:
-yo me llamo Juan.
¡pum!
-te llamabas.
después de un rato de preguntar y hacer lo que hacia le pregunta a otro vivo:
-¿Tu cómo te llamas?
él responde
-yo no me llamo
-y ¿Cómo comes?
-yo no como
-¿y como cagas?
-yo no cago
¡pum!
-caagaaasteee XD

:v

Y ahora un poco de nuestro idioma :y
EL VERBO CHINGAR...

El origen del vocablo chingar lo describe en una forma más literaria Octavio Paz, en 'el laberinto de la soledad' (léelo y te sorprenderás, es más, mirarás al mexicano en su ideología al desnudo, y quizás entonces entiendas el porque de la condición de México) en el que menciona que 'la chingada' era La Malinche.

Inicialmente se usó el término de una manera peyorativa, era la traidora, la que 'chingó a los mexicanos'....

Sin duda alguna en este libro logra un excelente ensayo que le mereció el Premio Nobel...

El verbo CHINGAR es por excelencia el verbo del léxico mexicano que se utiliza para todo, desde lo mejor que esta chingón hasta lo peor que está de la chingada.

Quizás en nuestro maravilloso idioma una de las palabras que más aplicaciones tiene es el verbo CHINGAR en todas sus formas: debido al auge en uso que ha tomado este hermoso vocablo, la Real Academia Española de la Lengua ha decidido aceptarlo formalmente.

DENOTANDO FRAUDE
Me chingaron

IGNORANCIA
Sepa la chingada

AMENAZA
Te voy a chingar

PRESUMIR
Soy el más chingón

DISTANCIA
Hasta la chingada

DESPRECIO
Vales para pura chingada

CELOS
Con quién chingados estabas?

INCONFORMIDAD
¡¡Son chingaderas!! Ya ni la chingan...

PETICIÓN
Vete a la chingada

CALIFICATIVO
Chingaquedito

HOSTILIDAD
Y tú quién chingados eres??

FRUSTRACIÓN
Ah que bien chingas!!!

TERMINAL
Esto chingó a su madre

INCERTIDUMBRE
¿Y no nos irán a chingar?

CERTEZA
Ya nos chingaron

ADVERTENCIA
Síguele y te va a cargar la chingada

INCOMPETENCIA
No sé que chingados hacer.

DISCRECIÓN
Chingao

ENOJO
Que vaya y rechingue a su madre

COMPASIÓN
Que fea chinga le arrimaron

TRIUNFALISMO
Ya chingué

DERROTISMO
Me chingué

HUMORISMO
Está bien que chingues pero... a tu madre la respetas!!!

DESPEDIDA
Vámonos a la chingada

CHISME
¿Supiste a quién se chingaron ayer?

ADMIRACIÓN

¡¡¡Tá chingón!!!

ANTIMODERNISTA
Que chinguita con los celulares

INCREDULIDAD
¡¡Ah!! ¡chingá, chingá, chingá!....

ABURRIMIENTO
Pos ah, que la chingada

DENOTANDO UN ERROR
Está de la chingada

LA HISTORIA DE MÉXICO

.....Hace un chingo de años, los indios éramos bien chingones, pero llegaron un chingo de españoles y nos pusieron una chinga y desde entonces a todos nos llevó la chingada....

Esto fue La Gazeta, hasta la proxima jovenes!

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