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Öğretmen: Niye geç kaldın, oğlum?
Öğrenci: Yoldaki işaret yüzünden.
Öğretmen: Nasıl bir işaret?
Öğrenci: “Okul var, yavaşla!” diyen işaret.
THE SIGN
Teacher: Why are you late, son?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of a sign.
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
FİL
A : Niye ağlıyorsun?
B : Fil öldü.
A : Senin hayvanın mıydı?
B : Hayır, ama mezarını ben kazmak zorundayım.
THE ELEPHANT
A : Why are you crying?
B : The elephant is dead.
A : Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.
KUPA
Çocuk : Bu insanların hepsi neden koşuyor?
Baba : Onlar kupa kazanmak için yarışıyorlar.
Çocuk : Peki, kupayı kim alacak?
Baba : Kazanan kişi alacak.
Çocuk : Peki diğerleri niye koşuyor?
THE CUP
Son : Why are all those people running?
Dad : They are running a race to get a cup.
Son : Who will get the cup?
Dad : The person who wins.
Son : Then why are all the others running?
EN BÜYÜK YALAN
Öğretmen sınıfa girdiğinde iki erkek öğrencinin tartıştığını görür ve sorar: “Niye tartışıyorsunuz?”
Çocuklardan biri cevap verir: “On dolar bulduk ve onu en büyük yalanı kim söylerse ona vermeye karar verdik.”
Öğretmen sinirlenir ve “Kendinizden utanmalısınız. Ben sizin yaşınızdayken yalanın ne olduğunu bile bilmiyordum” der.
Çocuklar on doları öğretmene verirler.
THE BIGGEST LIE
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found ten dollars and decided to give them to whoever tells the biggest lie."
The teacher gets angry and says, "You should be ashamed of yourselves. When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
AMPUL
İki fabrika işçisi sohbet ederler.
Kadın der ki “ Ben patrondan bir günlük izin alabilirim.”
“ Bunu nasıl yapacaksin ki?” diye sorar adam.
Kadın “Bekle ve gör,” der ve sonra tavandan başaşağı sarkar.
Sonra patron gelir ve sorar: “Ne yapıyorsun sen?”
Kadın, “Ben bir ampulüm,” diye cevap verir.
Bunun üzerine patron “ Sen o kadar çalışmıssın ki kafayı yemişsin. Bence bir günlük izin alman gerek,” der. Adam da kadını takip eder.
Patron sorar: “Sen nereye gidiyorsun?”
Adam cevap verir: “Ben de eve gidiyorum. Karanlıkta çalışamam.”
THE LIGHT BULB
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man asks, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see."Then, she hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and asks, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss asks, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.