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OMAKALAMIHO NAKANAPI RANT (Political)
Posted 9 years ago by
TeckaisHere    
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Zdravím, po 100 letech můžu zase napsat článek, protože e-sim si řekl že ne a že mě to bude bugovat zatím co ostatní už vesele píšou svoje sračky.
Ani nevíte jak často-krát jsem refreshoval tu stránku s novinami abych vás mohl pobavit, donutit se zabít a nebo vás nasrat.

Ale k tématu




Asi si říkáte proč jsem použil tenhle gay obrázek místo nějakého moje hentai obrázku jako v minulém článku na oddělení tématu -- důvod je protože tohle bude článek zatím v mé době o jediném kandidátu na prezidenta omakalamiho nakanapi -- slíbil jsem že na něj udělám článek v jednom shoutu



Protože jsem s tímto hráčem nehrál na serveru a nebo si to nepamatuji protože byl nudný (inside joke xd) tak jsme se snažil něco o tomto hráči zjistit.



- Vedl "prý" velmi zajímavé noviny které podporovali okupanty
Já osobně si myslím že to byla satira kterou někteří prostě nepochopili a ten vlastenecký lev v jejich duších jim rozkázal nadávat na někoho na internetu kdo si dělá srandu z jeho e-země na které ani trošku nezáleží -- nevidím důvod proč být na něj naštvaný.

-Prohlásil že můj článek byl nudný
Kvůli tomuhle tě budu nenávidět protože mě strašlivě záleží na věcech na internetu a jestli ještě někdy řekneš že můj článek je nudný tak zajdu do nejbližší drogerie, koupím si bělidlo a smíchám ho z ředidle a napiji se ho přes provaz který vysí z jedenáctého patra jen abych měl jistotu že umřu.

-Nadávky
Také jsem slyšel že tento ftipkař rád nadává .. nevím co je na tom pravdy zatím používal jenom vyzrály humor na rozdíl od některých jedinců (třeba mě).



Abych to nakopal do kostky tak bych chtěl říct prostě aby jste ho volili a nebrali jeho urážlivý ale zábavný humor moc seriozně
Ptáš se proč omakalamiho nakanapi volit ? Aspoň bude sranda C:

Ještě před koncem připomínám pokud dáte vote tak vám do 30 sekund přistane vaše osobní vesmírná a pokud se vám do-opravdu nechce čekat dejte SUB a bude tam hned -- prostě hned jak kliknete na ten sub bude před vaším barákem - no joke no scam.
Btw. všechny jména jsou psány manualně takže mi omakalamiho nakanapi dlužíš pěkné nervy.


- TeckaisHere aka Ten kterého nikdo nemá rád.



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